Some of our dog’s here at Preferred Pet Care have seen one
too many “Match Making” commercials and decided to write their own Match Making
Profiles. Enjoy!
Oscar’s Profile:
I enjoy the cold cool
weather. I loathe the heat. I enjoy long naps. I am the mayor of Preferred Pet Care. It’s a full time job, but someone has to do
it. I’m up for reelection this November
so I've been working overtime making sure that I can clinch the seat
again. I have big plans for my
re-election! I have a on again/off again
girlfriend Gritz—I’m not sure if she can handle being in the public political spotlight
all the time. I’m looking for someone
who likes me for me, and not just as a pillow.
Also you must know I’m a light sleeper at night- I get my best ideas at
night so sleeping through the night typically is not an option for me.
My favorite singer is David Bowie, my favorite actress is Jane Seymour and
favorite actors are Dan Aykroyd and Christopher Walken because they have Heterochromia (two different color eyes)-just like me! I’m an aviation aficionado. I love anything that can fly, planes, kites,
helicopters, cranes…. Well, cranes don’t
fly but their high in the sky so I like those too. I would have been a pilot, except that whole
color blindness thing gets in the way.
I’m also a big history buff, primarily of the Cold War era. I often reenact Cold War scares by hiding
under my desk. (War reenactments are
just too scary and too much work). My
biggest downfall is that I’m a workaholic.
I’m always in the front office. I’m
constantly in the office at home. So
much so that my owners put up a door so that we could spend “family time”
together and prevent me from working nonstop and being in the office. I enjoy long walks, sometimes with my owners,
sometimes it’s nice to break free and take a stroll on my own- no one ever
seems to really appreciate that though. I
love extreme temperatures; I like to sunbathe on my picnic table and to burrow
in the snow. I have a little bit of an acid re-flux issue so spicy foods might
not be the best for a first date.
Rufus Profile:
Some people say I have a bit of a Napoleon
complex, I merely tell them that I’m a big dog trapped in a small dog
body. I have a tendency to be a little
loud when I don’t get my way- it’s not that I’m spoiled it’s just that I
presume you didn't hear me the first time so I just speak up to make sure my
voice is heard. I enjoy being hand fed
and treats. I enjoy traveling, but
typically to the same spot (Preferred Pet Care’s all inclusive resort for
dogs). I mean it’s just such a great
bang for your buck that I can’t pass up staying there for all my vacation
needs. They know me by name when I
arrive, they always prepare my meals to my special preference and they’re
bedtime turn-down service at night is excellent.
I only stay at the best doggie hotels, five stars, gold star; Preferred
Pet Care is the only place for me.
Natalya’s Profile:
I enjoy running off leash chasing
after wildlife. I’m happiest when I am
running rampant and barking. I’m
extremely protective of anywhere I consider my home, so it takes me sometime to
warm up. I’ve had my heart broken in the past.
I’m big into James Bond, hence my name Natalya- I was named after
Natalya Fyodorvna Simonova the Bond girl in GoldenEye. I must admit I am pretty high
maintenance. I refuse to jump into any
vehicle, whether a sedan or SUV- that’s just beneath me. I try to keep in shape by doing all sorts of
tricks, I can sit, stay, give paw, lie down, roll over, and army crawl. I’m working on learning how to stand on my
back legs in a begging position. My
favorite guilty pleasure is marshmallows, preferably homemade, but I’ll eat any
marshmallow.
Spud & Grits:
We’re looking for a strictly platonic
relationship. We enjoy long walks in the
South Mountain Reservation. In Spud’s
free time he is practicing to be in the circus by jumping on barrels. Gritz is in a complicated (on and off again)
relationship (she’s confident in the end Oscar will come around and commit
already). We’re looking for someone to join
our dynamic duo in our mischief.
Petunia:
I’m looking for someone to worship
the ground I walk on. I’m extremely high
maintenance and I like it that way! In a
previous life I must have been a Queen, and clearly I still am one today. I enjoy sunbathing, but only when it’s
slightly hot. I do not do well in
extreme temperatures. In the blazing
heat I would enjoy someone fanning me.
In the cold weather I’d like someone to snuggle up with. I’m a little of a plus size model- I should
really watch what I eat and exercise, but I just can’t help myself. I’m one of those gals that just look good
with a couple extra pounds on me. Mom
says I need to exercise more; I disagree and make her carry me around
instead. I may be a little stubborn, but
what can you expect from a queen?
Molly:
My friends call me Molly Meatball,
or just meatball. (No, I don’t watch Jersey Shore
