Wednesday, August 12, 2015

The debate continues who is the best dog?



Apparently the debate was not as clear cut as we thought it would be.  The other pups at Preferred Pet Care got in on the debate of who is the best dog.  So we decided to sit in and listen to why some of these dogs think they're the best.

Spud & Gritz think that they should be in the running for best dog ever because they are the real package deal.  Their names say it all Spud & Gritz, you can’t have one without the other.  Spud is working on his singing career; to you and me it may just seem like howling but Spud is convinced it’s the next big thing.  He’s been practicing all summer long and is thinking about trying out for The Voice.  Gritz on the other hand is the brains of the operation.  She apparently is the songwriter for Spud.  So all those beautiful words that Spud is singing is really Gritz pouring her soul for Spud to sing.

Hobie is working on becoming a professional wrestler.  You wouldn’t know it from his size but he’s one mighty dog.  Hobie has been practicing his wrestling skills with Zoey, Batman, Zak, and Parker.  Despite that Hobie doesn’t have an amusing wrestling name he’s confident his skills will speak for themselves.

Athena & Teddy think that they also should be declared the best dog ever.  Athena is—hmm, how shall we put this—she’s a sassy girl.  Athena is a beautiful Chihuahua mix with a gorgeous white and tan coat with a fluffy tail.  Her tail really encompasses her personality showing she’s a sassy lady.  Athena prefers the finer things in life such a bologna.  She also enjoys hanging with her companion Teddy, being carried, and of course getting lots of individual attention. Teddy on the other hand well he’s an absolute sweetheart; he’s a cream morkie (Maltese/Yorkie).  All Teddy wants is to play, play play.  Teddy is an equal opportunity player and with play with anyone who agrees to play with him.

Where’s Waldo?  Probably one of the more common questions the group person asks upon entering group.  Waldo is a staple at Preferred Pet Care Inc., just like Rufus, he’s one of our regular pups.  Waldo is a big dog trapped in a small dog’s body.  Waldo likes to announce himself when he enters the front office and when he enters the group.   Waldo really thinks he’s a king; he expects trumpets and horns to play upon entering the front office.  You can’t really blame him though because we do spoil him.  Waldo thinks he deserves to be voted the best dog, because plain and simple he thinks he is the best dog. There’s really no use arguing with Waldo because he does what he wants.  If Waldo wants company when he eats well then you will just need to keep him company.  If Waldo wants to make a nest of blankets, well then guess what he’s going to make a cozy little nest of blankets.  He’s a king.


 Faraday thinks that he should be voted as best dog ever only because he heard there was a crown involved.  Faraday would really like to wear a crown.  Beside from that he’s too busy playing with all of his friends to be involved in the debate.


Rigby practices Yoga with his mom.  He’s a professional at downward facing dog, that’s essentially his go to move in yoga.  Rigby has been working on developing his own type of yoga called Dooga (pronounced du-ga).  It’s completely different from Doga, because he practices it all on his own without any help from his human. Dooga is essentially down facing dog, upward facing dog, and playing with friends- at least that’s how it looks to us at Preferred Pet Care Inc.  I’m sure it only appears that way because Rigby is only at the beginning of developing this new practice.  Rigby thinks that if he is awarded the best dog award that it may add some credibility to his blossoming new practice.
 

So that’s what is currently going on with the Preferred Pet Care Inc’s  best dog debate, stay tuned because I’m sure other dogs will be adding to the debate of who should be in the running.

Thursday, August 6, 2015

The debate continues... Who is the Best Dog?

For the past week there's been an ongoing debate at Preferred Pet Care Inc.  It's been all the dogs can talk about.  There's what some might call a family feud going on.  So to our faithful customers we decided to give you a peak at what that's bark going on at Preferred Pet Care Inc.

So, here's the scoop...  Maggie and Cooper have been arguing with their cousin Craig as to who the best dog is. Apparently Maggie & Cooper are a package deal so they've been debating with Craig which one between them and him is the best dog.  Here was their latest conversation that we had the pleasure of sitting in on.  Due to our “magical” dog abilities we were able to translate their communication for you. 

Hi my name is Craig.  I'm Maggie!  I'm Cooper!

Craig: Forget those two this is all about me.  I am the best dog there is.  First of all there's no denying I'm the best looking. I have this beautiful lush rust coat.  I’m so fluffy and soft. 
Cooper & Maggie: You may have a pretty coat Craig, but you shed.  We don't shed.
Craig: I don't shed I merely get lighter in the summer months and my hair thins out.

Cooper & Maggie: Enough of you Craig we all know we're the best dogs.  We're whoodles!  Have you even heard of a cooler breed of dog?  And it's sooooo much fun to say, Whoodle!  Whoodle!  We could say it all day.  Craig what kind of dog are you even?
Craig:  Well, I'm an amazing breed of dog....  I'm a Craiganator.  It means I'm an original, one a kind, there's no one like me.  Can you guys top that?
Cooper & Maggie: That sounds like a made up dog breed.
Craig: You're right a Whoodle does sound like a made up dog breed.  You're just jealous because you know I'm the best dog.

Cooper & Maggie: Okay fine then.  Well we're the best dog because we're a package deal.  We're the dynamic duo, we complement each other.  Plus we go with everything.  Umm, hello we are black and white, classic colors.
Craig: Alright, I'll give you that one you two go with everything.  You two are certainly the dynamic duo you can't have one without the other.  I don’t know if that’s a good or a bad thing.  That may just mean that it’s double the trouble.
Cooper & Maggie:  Or it means we’re double the fun!  Double the best dog ever!  We are obviously winning this debate. 

Maggie: Plus... I can drive.
Cooper: You cannot drive you just think you can.
Maggie: Well Craig doesn't know that.
Craig: No, I've seen your attempts at driving, you can't drive.  That's why Cooper & I stay in the back seat.

Craig: Well I'm the best dog because I share my food.
Maggie: Well I do too.
Cooper: I don't share my food.  It's delicious, why should I have to share?
Maggie: Cooper you're making us lose points for the best dog award.



Well the debate is still going on.  This is why they all have their own rooms.  Ah, pups, they can't always agree.  Well, we all know Dallas is the best dog....  No, it’s Rufus!  No, it’s Faraday!  Or maybe it’s Spud & Gritz!  Is it Dutchess?  Could it be Ruby?  What about Daisy?  Perhaps the best dog is Waldo?  Or is it your dog?  I guess we can all agree to disagree?