Thursday, August 6, 2015

The debate continues... Who is the Best Dog?

For the past week there's been an ongoing debate at Preferred Pet Care Inc.  It's been all the dogs can talk about.  There's what some might call a family feud going on.  So to our faithful customers we decided to give you a peak at what that's bark going on at Preferred Pet Care Inc.

So, here's the scoop...  Maggie and Cooper have been arguing with their cousin Craig as to who the best dog is. Apparently Maggie & Cooper are a package deal so they've been debating with Craig which one between them and him is the best dog.  Here was their latest conversation that we had the pleasure of sitting in on.  Due to our “magical” dog abilities we were able to translate their communication for you. 

Hi my name is Craig.  I'm Maggie!  I'm Cooper!

Craig: Forget those two this is all about me.  I am the best dog there is.  First of all there's no denying I'm the best looking. I have this beautiful lush rust coat.  I’m so fluffy and soft. 
Cooper & Maggie: You may have a pretty coat Craig, but you shed.  We don't shed.
Craig: I don't shed I merely get lighter in the summer months and my hair thins out.

Cooper & Maggie: Enough of you Craig we all know we're the best dogs.  We're whoodles!  Have you even heard of a cooler breed of dog?  And it's sooooo much fun to say, Whoodle!  Whoodle!  We could say it all day.  Craig what kind of dog are you even?
Craig:  Well, I'm an amazing breed of dog....  I'm a Craiganator.  It means I'm an original, one a kind, there's no one like me.  Can you guys top that?
Cooper & Maggie: That sounds like a made up dog breed.
Craig: You're right a Whoodle does sound like a made up dog breed.  You're just jealous because you know I'm the best dog.

Cooper & Maggie: Okay fine then.  Well we're the best dog because we're a package deal.  We're the dynamic duo, we complement each other.  Plus we go with everything.  Umm, hello we are black and white, classic colors.
Craig: Alright, I'll give you that one you two go with everything.  You two are certainly the dynamic duo you can't have one without the other.  I don’t know if that’s a good or a bad thing.  That may just mean that it’s double the trouble.
Cooper & Maggie:  Or it means we’re double the fun!  Double the best dog ever!  We are obviously winning this debate. 

Maggie: Plus... I can drive.
Cooper: You cannot drive you just think you can.
Maggie: Well Craig doesn't know that.
Craig: No, I've seen your attempts at driving, you can't drive.  That's why Cooper & I stay in the back seat.

Craig: Well I'm the best dog because I share my food.
Maggie: Well I do too.
Cooper: I don't share my food.  It's delicious, why should I have to share?
Maggie: Cooper you're making us lose points for the best dog award.



Well the debate is still going on.  This is why they all have their own rooms.  Ah, pups, they can't always agree.  Well, we all know Dallas is the best dog....  No, it’s Rufus!  No, it’s Faraday!  Or maybe it’s Spud & Gritz!  Is it Dutchess?  Could it be Ruby?  What about Daisy?  Perhaps the best dog is Waldo?  Or is it your dog?  I guess we can all agree to disagree?





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